Sarcasm University Crewneck Sweatshirt | Collegiate Text Graphic

Soft, slightly oversized, and built for everyday sarcasm — this crewneck settles into the kind of neutral comfort you reach for on slow mornings, late-night study sessions, or when you want your attitude to do the talking without trying. The embroidered “SARCASM UNIVERSITY” arch across the chest reads like a quiet punchline: subtle, witty, and crisp against the clean white fabric. The medium-heavy cotton blend feels substantial without being stiff. Thoughtful details — a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, tubular knit for a smooth silhouette, and reinforced double-needle stitching — mean this sweatshirt will age into your rotation rather than fade out. Wear it layered over a tee between classes, draped with joggers for coffee runs, or under a jacket when the evening cools. It’s for people who study sharp humor, appreciate reliable construction, and prefer their statements delivered with dry, embroidered calm. Product features - Embroidered chest (left, center, or large center) and optional wrist embroidery - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth fit - Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength - OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and safety compliances (flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates) Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean